The Carlson Family: SuB fOr 7th AnD 9th GrAdE EnGliSh.

Monday, March 30, 2009

SuB fOr 7th AnD 9th GrAdE EnGliSh.

Okay so tomorrow I am going to sub for 7Th and 9Th graders English class until Friday. Can I just say I am scared out of my mind. I have had " nervous poop" all day long. I know how I was when I was that age, and I just hope the saying ; " What goes around comes around" Is true.. Please pray for me,if you get this in time. If not just think of me be humiliated by Jr high kids, all day long. I'll let you know how it goes. Wish me luck , I'm gonna need it I think.

7 comments:

WheelersFamily said...: That is hilarious!! I think I would stick with the youngsters!
I bet you are funny with the kids.
Who is keeping Ashy?; March 30, 2009 at 7:11 PM
Eric and Maryn said...: My sister teaches 7th grade English at Fairfield Jr. for a living...and likes it! What is she thinking? I hope it's not as bad as you're thinking. Good luck!; March 31, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Amber said...: Oh good luck!!! Good ol Jr High days! Let us know how the week goes. It was sure nice to see and talk to you last week. You are such a cutie, and I just love your hair too, I forgot to tell ya that the other night.; April 1, 2009 at 9:55 AM
Julie said...: GOOD LUCK! I think your gonna need it.; April 1, 2009 at 5:28 PM
Spence said...: Its funny to see you stress. Let us know how it went.; April 2, 2009 at 9:31 AM
Michelle Woj said...: Nervous poop! LOL! I get that all the time. :) Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?!?!?!?!? How did it go????????; April 7, 2009 at 2:26 PM
A♥E - Wanderlust With Us said...: How did it go?; April 7, 2009 at 2:46 PM

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